pigtail files

does it ever end.
pulling pigtails: The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on. “He’s pulling your pigtails. He likes you. Can’t you see that? He just wants your attention, and the annoying questions get your attention.”

we'll take you in, even if you're 2 'male' for our delicate tastes and frankly: for human consumption

we'll take you in, tho you refuse our largesse; tho you challenge us 2 descend mountains and laugh when we 'beg for the last bit of food'. you are

the last man on earth.