Poire d'angoisser The Pear of Anguish was used during the Middle Ages as a way to torture folks. A pear-shaped instrument was inserted into one of the victim's orifices: the vagina for women, the anus for homosexuals and the mouth for liars and blasphemers.
10.10.07: one cheek at a time
911 v precinct v turncheek
call 911 when? call precinct when? turn cheek when?
some of us actually live quietly ... until frank (who hangs in the 'possessed' apt under ours)
flips out!! assumes he has caveman rights...
officer(s) advice: call 911 if it happens again, lady; precincts just chat, lady.
we'll be there soon. we have real emergencies now.
yes we know you do; like murders? might have one more if nobody comes over here NOW.
a dubious lifeform was saved; no cheek was turned.
what no foto of cute precinct guys?::::
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