théâtre de l'absurde: convenience

théâtre de l'absurde
g we hate it when: after memorizing our lines, they delete our part, or worse: replace us with another actor.

identity might be stolen.

integrity is ours for eternity:

g thou shaltnot steal our bacon.

g thou shaltnot steal our belief in celadon bowls

and replace them with earthfriendly paper bowls that we must dispose of anyway

g whatelse: we have 2 speeds: too fast and alldaylong.

we found a red crockpot for alldaylong hallelooo.

CrockPot as Rice Cooker http://crockpot365.blogspot.com/1T butter1 cup white jasmine rice2 cups waterpinch of saltrub butter on the inside of crockpot stoneware. put in rice. stir in water and salt. cover and cook on high for 2-3 hours, checking every 45 minutes or so.Creamy CrockPot Risotto http://crockpot365.blogspot.com/1 1/4 cup uncooked Arborio rice1/4 cup olive oil1/4 cup white wine3 3/4 cups chicken or vegetable broth1 t dried onion flakes5 cloves chopped garlic1 t kosher salt1/4 t black pepper2/3 cup shredded parmesan cheese (to add at the very end)toss the uncooked Arborio rice with the olive oil in your crockpot stonewareadd the seasonings and garlicpour in the broth and white winestir to mix flavorscover and cook on high for 2 hours, or until the rice is tender. It took 2.5 hours for me.tir in the shredded cheese and leave uncovered for about 15 minutes to let a bit of the moisture escapeThe final product will be very creamy and have a porridge-like consistency.